29.11.10

Deactivation

I deactivated my facebook. I will reiterate the sentiment here.

Dear Facebook,
We need a break. Homework needs more attention now, and I just don't have time for you the way I used to. Maybe when things get less hectic we can give it another go... its just.. right now I can't give you the attention that you need. It's not you. It's me. And by me I mean finals week.
Ok bye,
Kayla

No matter what I get on my computer to do, my fingers start to type facebook. They have been trained. Why do I even like facebook? I think it's my innate womanly nature that likes to check things. Check boxes off lists. Check cookies in the oven. Check to see if the door is locked, ect.

On a less stupid note, I have severe back pain. And have decided that I should block web md while I'm blocking things... It happens like this; you are all, "Hmmm why do I have back pain?" And then after a glance over the Web MD symptom checker you are all, " HOLY CRAP I'M GUNNA DIE I HAVE PANCREATIC CANCER AND KIDNEY STONES AND MY TIME IS LIMITED MY LIFE BE LIKE CHARLIE/A WALK TO REMEMBER AND I HATE THAT MOVIE"......

Maybe I would feel a little better right now if my Doctor didn't come across as a crack addict all shakey and shifty eyed. Well anywhooo it's the last time I will walk in anywhere and pee in any little cuppies if the dude is just going to hand me some pain killers.

Well anyways hopefully I live to marry Elliott because I love that man and we had a wonderful thanksgiving together... minus him wondering why his toothpaste ended up in the shower. I will tell you why. You brush your teeth in there. You could spit all over if you wanted to and it wouldn't be like those days where you are late for class and you are rushing and then spit toothpaste in your hair, because you get out and ALL IS CLEAN. Minty fresh alllovvvvaa. Not really, just your mouth, but it's just a kill all your birds with one shower kind of a deal. And by birds I don't mean actual birds, for those literal folks out there.

Late List of Random Things I am Thankful For:
(In no particular order)

*Jeggings- Are they jeans? No. Are they yoga pants? No.Can I do the splits in them? Yes, I checked. I hate jeans. Jeggings are the best form of pants that has ever happened to me.
* A democracy. Even with Obama trying to cast a socialist tint on all. I appreciated the freedom to worship how I choose and be whoever I want to be.
* My new found ability to sleep through anything. My roomates are NOT QUIET. Butttt I love them.
* Elliott's lovely family. For letting me crash there during break on account of me having a lack of bedroom at my casa.
* Elliott. Even if we have to live off potatoes and love. I could do that.
* Being a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
* My family. Even if my brother lives in a hole and my sister took all the tall genes.
* pie pie pie pie mashed potatoes

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