my day in how-to format

Today was the essence of bueno.

To start your day off bueno, it is a good idea to roll out of bed and skype your fiance before he goes to sleep. And then you should put on your tennis shoes, grab your ipod and run the stairwell at your apartment building a few times. Then you should take a luxuriously long shower, and get ready for the day, and walk to mega mart and spend ILP's money on things like new fluffy pillows and laundry baskets. We asked the ILP director if we didn't spend the money he gave us for the apartment if we would get to keep it, he said no. So I said alrighty, well we are going shopping. My excersize ball and free weights havn't been approved yet ha ha. Did I mention you should never get out of your yoga pants during this process? You just tuck them into your boots and no one will know because you are wearing a giant parka that goes down to your knees.

The next step would be to take a metro downtown and get some ice cream and explore, and go into a store that sells prada shoes, even though you are broke and could never afford them. To give yourself the vitamin D you've been so cruelly deprived of in the Ukraine, you should go tanning, and lay in your sunshiney haven of a tanning bed and relaxxxx. Turns out tanning in Ukraine is half the price that it is in the US. I would know. I worked at a tanning salon for 2 years. And FYI fellow ILP ladies, the beds at Dream Town are legit.

Next, you should go to FHE, be spiritually enlightened, and eat some excellent borche, and play games with the locals and the first ever Peruvian missionary to be in Ukraine. Yes that happened. Ameri and I got to practice our Espanol.

Then you can feel free to go home and fill out scholarship applications and warm up left over pizza. Yes, that is a bueno day in Ukraine.